The Onion is a parody news publication/site that
is often hilarious. Sometimes just the titles of
articles (or their parody magazine) are great in
and of themselves.
Warning: some of these have bad language
and/or sexual references. Accept my apologies
in advance if it offends you.
Here are some of my favorite articles:
1) "Amish Give Up: 'This is Bullshit,' Elders Say"
(June 19, 1996)
2) "New Study Reveals: Babies are Stupid"
(October 31, 1995)
3) "Scissors Defeats Rock" (November 28, 1995)
4) "Tibetan Resistance Leaders Seize Yak:
'Whatever,' Say Chinese" (March 12, 1997)
5) "Christ Announces Hiring of Associate Christ"
(May 7, 1998)
6) "Life Unfair" (April 30, 1997)
7) "Scientists Discover Gene Responsible For
Eating Whole Goddamn Bag Of Chips"
(September 1, 1999)
8) "Coffeehouse Encounter Results In
Conversation, Cunnilingus" (November 7, 1995)
(Sorry, I know this sounds tacky, but it is very
amusing - I couldn't help it!)
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